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$xhtml = array(
	'<{title}>' => 'I want my gayness back.',
	'<{body}>' => <<<END
<section id="general">
	<h2>General news</h2>
	<p>
		I&apos;m starting to think my gayness has gone dormant again, like the first nearly-three decades of my life.
		I&apos;m considering consulting a medical professional though.
		I have physical and emotional symptoms of not being gay, which makes no sense to me.
		Gayness doesn&apos;t just vanish overnight, as far as I&apos;m aware.
		Yet that&apos;s what it seems to have done in my case.
		I was hella gay, then the next day, I felt like garbage.
		I felt like garbage for three days, after which I started feeling better, but bitchy and physically weak.
		I have at least most of my physical and emotional strength back, but I&apos;m still not feeling gay any more.
		This is driving me nuts.
		I want my gayness back.
	</p>
	<p>
		A coworker of mine isn&apos;t going to be able to make their shift tomorrow, and I guess they were the one holding the crew together or something.
		The boss no longer &quot;likes the crew&quot; for tomorrow morning.
		They asked me to come in early so there&apos;ll be someone to get things done properly.
		I guess I&apos;m not explaining it well, but it was a bit of an ego boost for me.
		They know I do my job and do it well.
	</p>
</section>
<section id="dreams">
	<h2>Dream journal</h2>
	<p>
		I drifted in and out of sleep so much this morning instead of waking up all at once, so I had bits and fragments of several dreams jumbled in my head.
		All I can remember now though was that in one dream, I had a cat in the bed with me, and I pulled it over to cuddle it.
		It&apos;s rather strange too, as I have no desire to do that in the real world.
	</p>
</section>
<section id="university">
	<h2>University life</h2>
	<p>
		Today wasn&apos;t as productive as I could&apos;ve made it, but I still got a decent amount of coursework done.
	</p>
</section>
END
);
